where is the porn with pathetic butches moaning. where IS IT

life hack for femmes! if you jerk off your butch's packer through their boxers, they'll throw their head back and buck into your hand, and if you keep doing it, they'll make a mess of themseves without you even directly touching them and blush a lot about it. open-mouthed kisses will be very easy in this state. you are welcome.

the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy

you guys need to be normal about people who don't like penetration. people who don't get hard easily. people who finish quickly. people who participate in kink without having sex. people who don't like being touched. people who don't like giving head. people who only like penetration. people who (almost) always squirt. people who take a long time to cum. people who have a hard time getting wet. people who don't talk during sex or anything else that is not part of the way you think people or bodies should behave during sex

Gotta spell out s-t-r-a-p in front of me or I’ll lose my mind and start barking

xoxo

they call it a happy trail cuz u see it and get so so so excited yippee!!!

nothin else to say

dyke erotica talking about rubbing pussy on work boots takes me out of the zone immediately like girl…..used boots??? after a days work?? ur coochie gonna fall off 😩

Surely my blank icon, late 40s age, lack of any personality, and unthinkable levels of misogyny combined with a stream of stolen black and white blowjob and or spanking gifs will convince this tumblr sex worker to send me her pussy for free

oh god. fuck. I- fuck. I just. jfc.

(by riverqueer leatherwork click on link)

maybe monsterfucker erotica doesn't need a plot but it certainly gives the whole thing a bit more substance

Calling cumming "finishing" is fine and all but like...we are not finished though. The bell does not dismiss you, I dismiss you. Sit back down.

To me kinks are like cool little things you collect. Like rocks or marbles. When I write smut its cuz I wanna show off the cool thing I found. I think people need to show their kinks off. They should info dump about them and talk about how great they are

That anne lister quote when she couldnt sleep because the lesbian pills kicked in

Kneeling in front of you with my tongue out. BTW. If you even care.