what does it say about us as a culture that most of our microwaves have a dedicated popcorn button
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Shoots you in the clit with a nerf dart
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Oh fuck I hope this scary hallway has bitches
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What absolute fool thought the audience for a Zelda movie would want it to be anything but animated
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rebecca black was right. It’s Friday
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DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one
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Shoots you in the clit with a nerf dart
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You can cook a chicken by slapping it at 3725.95 mph, an impossible task by any human means. If you do succeed however, you will not only cook the chicken but also decimate its entire structure, causing a violent explosion. This is a simulation of the slap using FEA.
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Who is Meghan the stallion
the president of the united states of america
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id go catholic if the pope had a couple of big fat rock hard silicone titties
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when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain
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