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College Confession #54
My English Professor last semester was complaining to us about how the school library was charging him for losing a book he’d returned. I work in the library, so after class I did some poking around and found the book on the shelf and took it to the head librarian. It turned out it just hadn’t been checked in, which was an easy enough fix. I wrote an email to the Professor letting him know that I’d “taken care of the problem” and it “shouldn’t bother him anymore,” signed it with my full name, and sent it.
Now might be a good time to mention that I have a very Italian name. For the rest of the semester, my roommate and classmates referred to me as the leader of the Librarian Mafia.
- BYU
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I hope a will to live finds me in 2018
I hope love finds you in 2018
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I want cuddling until we both fall asleep
I want sleepy kisses goodnight
I want late night walks
I want watching the sunrise together
I want cuddling with my dog in between us
I want holding your hand at random times because I want to show affection in some way
I want you.
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Sometimes I need you to just hold me. I’m sorry. I don’t want to be this needy.
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I’m the luckiest person alive, and that’s because of you.
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things ive heard people say in class:
“what if i just straight up break down in class and scare the shit out of ms neo so that she’ll postpone the test?”
“is it too early if i have a breakdown in january?” “its the second week, man.” “i know.”
“let’s all just collectively skip the national exams, fuck the system!” *aggressive cheering*
in a really choked up voice, “i have rights.”
“what if i become a monk? do monks have to take exams?”
“in this context, what does ‘rapid’ mean?” “FAST AND FURIOUS”
“did y’all do the chem homework?” *collective ‘no’s* “alright, good. nobody be a wimp and do their homework, alright? if we’re fucked, we’re all fucked together.”
“wait, you mean to say that this school still teach fun stuff like music??”
*scandalised gasp* “you stole my circle template’s virginity!” “all i did was hook a finger through one of the holes!” “exactly!”
“i bought this $2 knee guard just because i want to pretend that i’m injured so that i can sit out of PE.” [slides knee guard on] “i have three consecutive tests after this and lord knows i need all the extra study time that i can get.”
in an increasingly panicked voice, “i can’t just do my lit homework in 30mins!” “well, i did.” “what did you put for characterisation and further analysis?” “i said the protagonist was a fuckboy, and then proceeded to write 3 paragraphs and a conclusion consisting of utter bullshit on why he’s a fuckboy.”
“don’t they call people from Germany, germanese?” said by a top student.
“i think i’m a hermaphrodite.”
“fuck, i hate this. can i just be an escort? or have like 67 sugar daddies?”
in the middle of physics class: “i’m leaving, i’m fucking leaving. i’m going down to the canteen to buy takeouts of 3 fishball noodles. y’all want anything?”
“i want the saddest pepe the frog meme you can find as our class logo.”
“i found a salsa dip in my bag, anyone have some chips?” [a girl sighs, puts down her calculator and reaches into her sports bag] “i do.”
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Draw your squad meme Seijou version. (Save Kindaichi please.) I drew this for no good reason, is “I love all of them so goddamn much” a valid excuse cause it better goddamn be. I drew dicks what did you expect, threw in some memes while I was at it. Hope you guys like it :D Side notee, Tag yourself I’m Makki. [Click for full quality]
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Kageyama gets stupid when he’s drunk.
Hi cilecile!!! Thank you so much for your kind words, they made me feel warm and fuzzy inside and I couldn’t stop smiling after I read them! Kagehina, you say? Anytime ;) Hope you like these texts!!
Bonus Crack:
You know you’re drunk when you hallucinate getting texts from your milk
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bonus panel + poem: http://www.thingsinsquares.com/comics/why-girlfriends-hug/
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