in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

Pros of working with black yarn: Mistakes are harder to spot

Cons of working with black yarn: Mistakes are harder to spot

This is legitimately the most I’ve listened to and interacted with and emotionally invested in a complete Taylor Swift album since rep

So I get the feeling I didn’t actually love Joe’s influence on her work as much as I thought I did

Submitted by @sky-the-snail-fanatic

Me, April 2023: Wow, I really thought Taylor and Joe would be together forever

Taylor, April 2024: BITCH ME TOO THE FUCK

I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

Obviously at one point in time all their faces were being plastered across the galaxy for assorted bounties, but I like to think that as time goes on post-RotJ, Leia goes and becomes the extremely recognizable President of the New Republic, Luke becomes the still fairly-recognizable Grand Master of the Jedi Order (even if it’s mostly because of the robes/lightsaber), and Han becomes the galactic equivalent of Tony Hawk, who is still extremely famous but absolutely no one realizes it because his Just Some Guy energy is off the charts.

still can’t get over how the anticipation in the buildup to this album was all “did he cheat on her” “did he resent her fame” “was he so obsessively private she felt like she had to disappear” and then the album came out and Taylor said, over and over, “he said he was going to marry me and then he didn’t.”

Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

watching/rewatching a show when you already have an established favorite character is great because every time they come on screen it's like

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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

I’m there (tumblr) most of the year cuz I hate it here (the rest of the internet)