i don't really understand why people think of juri and shiori's relationship as like uniquely toxic. is it not just what happens to literally every lesbian in highschool
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I stand with my cancelled wife
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im not a very patriotic woman but i nonetheless whole-heartedly support every drive-through employee’s constitutional right to be blazed out of their fuckin gourd
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Hmmm i disagree with you but i could not possibly wade through the cranberry bog of my mind to verbalize why
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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:
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Where AirBnBs are fully booked next week.
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"if you're going to eat that rotisserie chicken please do it in an area where none of us can see" you hate me. you hate me because i have different eating habits than you and you want me to STARVE
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When your friend tells you something good, but utterly incomprehensible
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my phone is at 2% and I'm on a bus but i had this idea and i had to make it as fast as i could
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