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porcelaingnome · 2 hours
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i will give tiktok one concession and that is that it has spawned a comment that contains a phrase that i think of often at relevant moments: pack it up boys we've made a social blunder
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porcelaingnome · 2 hours
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Imagine how absolutely baffled a Roman soldier from like 0 AD would be upon being transported suddenly to a very Christian rural midwestern town and seeing crosses everyfuckingwhere
He’d draw a lot of somewhat incorrect conclusions about our culture very quickly
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porcelaingnome · 2 hours
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Wake up
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porcelaingnome · 2 hours
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i started aristotle today and hes very digestable in the 15-30 minute bursts that work allows me
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porcelaingnome · 2 hours
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Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again
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porcelaingnome · 2 hours
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questerpest
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porcelaingnome · 2 hours
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girl love
(she/her for both characters)
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porcelaingnome · 2 hours
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i miss the bad guys. like they really took the only good thing about zootopia (furries) and made it infinitely better by Not being copaganda
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porcelaingnome · 2 hours
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porcelaingnome · 2 hours
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there are way too many silver laptops where the hell are the pink ones and purple ones and green ones. come on
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porcelaingnome · 2 hours
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words cannot express how much i love the cosmic horror trope of "character gets too close to The Horrors but instead of going insane or being blinded or otherwise physically scarred or cognitively impaired they just lose their emotional capacity completely, becoming an anhedonic shell, which doesn't seem like it should be such a terrible fate compared to what what else they could have lost until you remember that your feelings also govern your basic self-preservation and survival instincts, ability to make choices, consent, etc."
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porcelaingnome · 2 hours
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is dating a ghost necrophilia?
Please refer to the flowchart.
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porcelaingnome · 3 hours
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Messages of support and strength from Rafah, Palestine to the US student movement.
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porcelaingnome · 3 hours
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over on my post about Taylor Swift's enduring heterosexuality there's been a recent rash of people in the tags saying something to the effect of "obviously Taylor Swift is straight, no queer woman would date Matty Healy." which is frustrating, because white bisexual women date little shithead racist men all the time. having a racist boyfriend doesn't mean someone isn't really bisexual, it means that being queer doesn't prevent you from being racist. the thing that makes Taylor Swift straight is that she's straight, not that she's dated objectionable men.
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porcelaingnome · 3 hours
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No it's not that I don't appreciate the flirting, I just wish you wouldn't do it while I'm in the middle of vivisecting you. Yes I know that it's really hot when I'm covered in your blood elbow deep in your chest cavity that's why I keep vivisecting you. But I keep getting flustered and dropping your liver and its really slippery so I keep dropping it over and over again leading to very comedic slapstick comedy where I slip on your blood and fall over really funny
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where do you put jade
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in a jar with branches and a rock for enrichment
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porcelaingnome · 6 hours
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Muscular straight boy at the gym, why are you angry? What troubles you? Has it been too long since you’ve punched drywall?
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