Everybody go tf home I have officially found a worse name for eyes than ‘orbs’
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I pronouns you not guilty
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Fall asleep and fall in love with the dreamy voice of Harry Styles
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i’m imploring you bro!! dude i fucking beseech thee!!!
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Hello. I have been attacked.
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when talking about orpheus’s mom, hermes says “you know how those muses are / sometimes they abandon you” and later on eurydice abandons him too for her own survival when orpheus asks where eurydice went hermes says “brother why do you care? / you’ll find another muse somewhere” anyway i’m in pain
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The beginning of Chant (Reprise) is funny to me because Hades yelling, “What’s that noise? It’s the boy!” just has the energy of:
Hades: What do you have?
Orpheus,running by with his lyre: A song!
Hades: NO
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Broadway musicals as John Mulaney Quotes
Phantom of the opera
Into the woods
Newsies
Legally blonde
Spring awakening
Matilda
Les mis
King Kong
The Prom
Tootsie
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chant, a summary
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mater has given dobby a gun
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Winston [Date Unknown]
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I wish I’d never gotten married, Palmolive, 1969
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