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today in "google AI is fucking useless because it hallucinates things that never happened", i bought a couple CVS thermometers that have both been acting up, tried to search if there had been a problem with the whole product line:
there is no record of this product recall. it did not happen. the date "feb 8 2024" is the date someone listed a thermometer for sale on ebay.
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If you didn't want to be assimilated into my found family then you should have killed me when you had the chance
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“Love doesn’t discriminate between the Sinners and the Saints. It takes and it takes and it takes.”
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sick of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy" i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad
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The Pacific Ocean is wider than the Moon. Anyway how’s your day going?
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(stumbles out of a black sails episode covered in blood) the narrative...
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gossiping old ladies
forget being afraid of being judged as a sinner or winner, I am afraid to be judged by THEM.
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abstract and modern art haters are sooo snobby like klein literally Created an entirely new pigment and then painted a canvas in a way where the brush strokes wouldn't be visible. the insinuation that people with no skill could reproduce that is so annoying because unless you are skilled at color mixing and painting you definitely couldn’t lmao
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Lucifer you wh0re- It's not even april 1st anymore 👉
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Someone said Al could get himself down from the sky but I don’t think he could!!! And here’s why;
1. No shadows in the sky, can’t travel 🪦
2. Going big = bigger deer pancake 🪦
3. Tentacles can’t reach. If he tried to helicopter down with them, I think they’d get tangled up 🪦
Plus Luci can use his portals to gain height CRAZY fast, imo. So after doing the math in his head 🧮, Al ended up doing this;
And then luci asks him “what if i turned into an ant?” And Alastor had to recalculate his survival tactic to: snitching 📢📡📻🗣️
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Slang Education Day
Imagining Alastor and his Great Depression ass trying to comprehend internet terms is hilarious to me.
{Part 1} {Part 2}
I used the LITERAL list that Amir Talai posted on his Insta of ACTUAL terms he had to Google bc of the HH fandom 😂😭. (but same bc I also didn’t know what half these terms meant 🫠)
That man is so unhinged he truly is Alastor irl
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