Why are you doing this to me, human? (Source: http://ift.tt/2nmq2h9)

a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this

when tumblr’s weekly malfunction kicks in and you’re not sure if posts aren’t loading correctly or if there’s a new wave of nihilism memes circulating around so you get stuff like this

i filled a condom with water and gave it feelings

only americans will understand::

shirley temple DVD set infomercial 

my family is so. fucking weird and resistant to talking about anything. when i was a small child i asked my mother why she had a lot of gifts and things where people called her by another name and she like. didn’t give me a straight answer? it was her Hebrew name. like that’s literally it. that’s all u had to say 

sing us a song, youre the piano man