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The Prayers of Roses
Summary: Douma is having a lovely tea party while Shinobu suffers through it. 100 words.
For @chininiris, prompt, “things you said through your teeth.”
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“More tea?”
“You’re too kind, my Lord.” Shinobu smiles at Douma, keeping her tongue sheathed, and her barbs sweet. “One might wonder why.”
Douma snaps his fan shut. The doors slide open.
When she blinks, a cup of tea sits before her, hot to the touch. Steam rises between them, swirling in delicate shapes. Douma returns her smile; his reflection is monstrous and teethed.
“‘One might wonder,’” he politely echoes, “but, I’d rather not dwell on such things. My mind is clear, and so is my heart.”
“Oh my.” Shinobu’s brow twitches. “How… interesting,” she manages.
Hurry up and die.
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Level 1: Erotic fanfiction takes an unexpected turn because it spontaneously grew a plot.
Level 2: Erotic fanfiction takes an unexpected turn because you discovered something new about what gives you a boner in the course of writing it.
Level 3: Erotic fanfiction grows a plot because you discovered something new about what gives you a boner, and that something requires a lot of context.
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Aight so after ch.322 have we considered:
1-A Cuddle Pile
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They get Midoriya back to the dorms. They clean him up, set up his room, feed him, bring him some tea, and leave him to go to sleep. He’s been quiet the whole time.
But who’s going to watch him? He might bolt.
Aoyama has volunteered to watch the balcony. They’re outside his door debating if someone should stay in with him or just man the hallway. Should they do shifts?
Then up struts Bakugou, re-treated and freshly bandaged. No one even questions him when he mutters “I got this” and just goes in. There’s some talking and then silence.
First ones to go check on them in a couple hours is the Bakusquad (mostly b/c they have no concept of personal space). Kirishima and Kaminari go first to find Midoriya passed out with puffy red eyes on Bakugou’s chest, clinging to him.
He’d been crying. HARD.
Bakugou had been dozing, but eyes them the SECOND they walk in. After the “what the hell are you doing in here?” and the shushing, they settle down around the room. Bakugou takes the opportunity to shimmy out from under Midoriya to use the bathroom. His “idiots” can watch him for a minute or 2 right?
He comes back and they have IMMEDIATELY taken Bakugou’s spot. He whisper screams at them to get the hell OFF they’re going to wake him up and they’re just like. “No.”
They argue that Bakugou is hogging Midoriya, and it’s their turn. He argues with them, insisting that there are no such things as “Cuddle Turns” and he’s going to bbq them if they don’t move in 3 seconds. After a bunch of shuffling and elbows and face shoving, Bakugou’s wedged himself back into his spot with Midoriya hugging him again.
So they’re like “fine. Then we’re cuddling the both of you now” and proceed to do so, much to Bakugou’s irritation. Then in come Mina and Sero to grab the other two, b/c they figured they were being annoying.
But then they see the start of the cuddle pile.
Well who are THEY to refuse a good Cuddle Pile? And a Midoriya Cuddle Pile to boot! So into the pile they go!
Next is Aoyama, who hears all the movement and whisper yelling from the other room. He comes in through the balcony and doesn’t even question it, just joins the pile.
One by one, the entirety of 1-A starts trickling in to see what the hell was going on and why anyone who went to check on Midoriya just. Didn’t come back.
Hagakure, Oijiro, Tsu, Sato, Shoji, Jirou, Momo, Koda, even Tokoyami.
Uraraka had been on the couch, warring with herself on whether or not to go in and disturb Midoriya. Same with Todoroki and Iida. Mineta was curious, but kind of on the fence too.
Suddenly Todoroki stands up and is like, “that’s it, I’m checking on him”, and Iida initially tries to stop him, insisting Bakugou is watching him and they need to let him rest.
As they go, they hear no one else on the hall. Did they all go back to their rooms? It had been a long day, they were probably tired, right? No news is good news?
Todoroki is the one to knock, quietly opening the door when no one answers. He figured as much.
“Pardon the intru-“ he stops dead, and the other three behind him peek over his shoulders to see what he’s staring at.
The entirety of 1-A is snuggled up in and around Midoriya’s room, ALL asleep, ALL either touching some part of Midoriya or someone who was.
Oijiro was curled up around Kaminari with his tail wrapped around Midoriya’s leg. Tsu and Hagakure were snuggled up on Mina, who was on Midorya’s back (she had been patting it). Jirou and Momo were by Midoriya’s feet, that now suspiciously had fluffy socks on them. Tokoyami was asleep on the floor against the bed with a tiny Dark Shadow resting on Midoriya’s head. Shoji had moved the All Might clock and was sitting on the bed ledge with tentacle ears to listen for any disturbances. Sato was stretched out along the floor. Koda was asleep against the balcony door next to Tokoyami.
Iida was about to say something, but Todoroki moved first, unceremoniously depositing himself in the nearest free space closest to Midoriya, which was by Momo and Jirou. He put Midoriya’s feet in his lap and IMMEDIATELY fell asleep. No questions asked. Uraraka was next, joining the Tsu, Hagakure, Mina pile. Mineta, for once, didn’t go straight for the girl pile. Instead, he climbed up with Shoji, and snuggled into an arm pocket.
Iida was at a loss until he spied Bakugou from under the giant pile of snuggles. The look he gave Iida very clearly said “GET THEM OFF ME, DO SOMETHING”
So Iida smiled and parked himself at the foot of the bed on the floor, and went to sleep as well.
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Note: I didn’t mean for this to turn into a fic, but here we are.
For those of you wondering why the Dekusquad didn’t go in first, and that’s b/c I did this more in the order of most tactile to least tactile. The Dekusquad are probably the most worried, but sometimes are too polite when it comes to personal bubbles. They know and trust Bakugou to keep a close eye on him. So they probably were trying to hold back from causing Midoriya any more stress. He was just going to sleep right? And of course they’d be there if anything happens.
But the Bakusquad has almost NO regard to personal boundaries. They can’t if they hang with Bakugou. And it’s all from a loving caring place. They’re just really tactile people, and I love them for it. They’d be the first looking for cuddles. They’re THOSE friends.
So yeah, that’s why 😁.
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reverse hanahaki au wherein the one you love is the one who blooms flowers. also no one dies.
izuku growing up with only yarrows from inko. everlasting love. they are the first flowers he’s ever had blooming in him—the first he collected. he saw their little buds and knew they are from his mother’s, and izuku hopes his flowers for her are just as beautiful.
they are. inko blooms sunflowers from him. adoration.
. . .
when izuku meets katsuki, he blooms white gardenias. inko giggled when izuku showed her his flowers from katsuki, blushing brightly. you are lovely.
he wonders what his flowers for katsuki are, and if he likes them as much as izuku loves his. (purple delphinium. first love. katsuki strongly does.)
when he turns ten, he stopped blooming gardenias. izuku waits, seeing if katsuki would have more flowers for him. but he is empty, and izuku goes back to only having yarrows. he cries that night, holding onto the jars filled with dried gardenias.
(katsuki stopped blooming delphiniums. a week later, a blue salvia flutters from his throat. i think of you.)
. . .
it’s years later when izuku meets all might that yarrows are joined by different flowers again. blue iris from toshinori. faith and hope, a flower for izuku’s long journey.
and when izuku gets into ua, more flowers unfurl in him—a garden in his own right.
white jasmines from ochako. sweet love.
heathers from tenya. admiration and solitude.
freesias from tsuyu. thoughtfulness.
hydrangeas from shouto. thank you for understanding.
everyday, more flowers bloom in his being and izuku weeps at his friends’ love. thank you, he whispers, i love you too. his flowers for them convey the intensity of his feelings.
. . .
one quiet day when everyone is still asleep and the sun is barely breaching from the clouds, izuku coughs and coughs and coughs.
asphodel. i’m sorry.
purple hyacinth. forgive me.
pink camellia. i long for you.
red chrysanthemum. i love you.
with these flowers in hand, izuku runs to katsuki’s room. “kacchan?” he asks despite the coughs that threaten to scratch at his throat again.
(from inside his room, katsuki coughs out a heliotrope. eternal love. he stands. “yeah de—izuku?”)
x, x, x, x, x
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It is known that the older a vampire, the more powerful it is. At a few centuries, a vampire is nearly unstoppable. You just met a stone age vampire.
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green envy, silver tongue
ao3
rating: G
genres: fluff, humor
summary: But for someone like her, who messed up so often, and couldn’t do basic things required of a grown woman…
Well, she’d complain about herself too. It still didn’t make it hurt any less.
Or: Yor goes to Loid’s workplace, and can’t get what Fiona said all that time ago out of her mind.
a/n: I keep thinking about how in chapter 30 fiona was straight up lying about loid complaining about yor at work. I know loid reassured yor at the end of that whole arc about her capabilities and him wanting her to stay in the family and whatnot but like. For all we know yor is still out here thinking loid complains about her at work!! IT BUGS MEEEE so i was thinking what would happen if loid found out, and this happened.
Anyways i literally spent all day working on a dang essay and i told myself i would go to sleep but instead i just started writing MORE STUFF and it’s so late now gosh its 2 am. Enjoy LOL
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what are people's stance on the oxford comma these days?
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i’m just… so tired of reading posts complaining about problems that only exist because people won’t read romance novels… it is a huge genre there are books about werewolf dukes, there are books about black revolutionary war soldiers, there are books about south asian doms who care about enthusiastic consent, there are books about shape-shifting cowboys who turn into bears, there are books about lady scientists learning how to trust that their boundaries will be respected, there are books about alien barbarian warriors, there are books about genies, there are books about women of color in victorian london, there are books about polyamorous earls, there are fake marriages and marriages of convenience and basically every fanfic trope that people lose it for exists as a book with original characters but some of the same people who complain about how books no longer satisfy them turn a blind eye to a whole genre because it never occurs to them to read a ~bodice-ripper~ when they could read romantic fanfic of a more respectable genre instead
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You’ve been sentenced to 400 years for multiple murders. It’s been 399 years and your jailers are starting to get nervous.
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Fans of The Silt Verses I am setting out Revelator by Daryl Gregory and going "pspspsps" at you
If you enjoy:
- personal/family gods
- folk horror
- deicide
- the destructive and unknowable love (?) of something greater
- mean women
- moonshining
- southern gothic
Pleaaaaaase pick up this book about a weird backwoods Tennessee family, their personal god, and their moonshining
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Three dreams from my essay Pain and Anger in the Age of Agony, which you can read here.
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"Why does Batman need to be a billionaire?"
"He has to fund the Justice League. They often have a space program."
"But couldn't he do more good if he just invested-"
"The Earth is routinely invaded by aliens, gods, and the forces of an extraterrestrial god of tyranny."
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I don’t think I could expect to read a paper on rusalki and their relation to death and sexuality and be this emotionally moved. such a wonderful, in-depth, and human analysis of a folklore entity so often misrepresented and misunderstood to fit a prettier and more comfortable narrative, oh my
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*cackling*
If OTW weren’t around, this wouldn’t be “scaremongering”: It would be the inescapable status quo.
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anyone wanna hear my rant about how marvel basically destroyed media literacy
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