having covid on my birthday fucking sucks.

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i make memes now:

chongy chongy chongy chongy chongy

I BOUGHT SUNFLOWER CONVERSE THEYRE SO CUTE I'M GOING TO WEAR THEM EVERY DAY

Girlies and non girlies of the jury,

Realized today that my memories aren't real?? Like, was writing a college essay, wrote a whole elaborate story about this instance I remember very clearly, and then realized that it could not have ever happened because I didn't know the person starring in my memory when that event happened. Similar things apply to a lot of other memories? They're just impossible even though I remember them clearly, and the more I think about them, the more real they seem. What?

my cat is taking the LOUDEST bath and it is making my other cat SO mad

you spend so much time trying to make yourself more palatable that in the end you taste bland. forgettable

no phone i did not “miss a call” i watched it ring the whole time

me, absentmindedly scrolling past all of the aesthetic photos because i dont want to see them, when i did, in fact, search for them

do you get a dominant and nondominant arm, or two more nondominant arms? or two dominant arms?

happy bday!!!

thank you! do you have any advice for people learning to use 4 arms

@vanaspatis @kamadevis

APES students watching all the shrink wrap get thrown away during the test

barbie and friday the 13th