the horrors may be beyond my comprehension but they are not beyond my insatiable lust. come here and kiss me you terrifying abomination.

crazy that all those 13 year old girls clocked dan and phil so hard. like mustve been intensely fucked up and invasive etc etc but so crazy that 13 year old girls worldwide were like those men are secretly gayandinlove and they literally were

listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survival

Ok actually genuine tip for new tumblr users: if you see a post you like and want to reblog but theres a bad/annoying added on bit in the reblog chain feel free to just reblog that post straight from op or the last person who knew how to mind their business

HELLO???

the post-masturbation walk of shame to the bathroom

The sudden urge to become so hot that im distracting

Please stop blorbofying the President of Ukraine. 

graphic design is my passion

hate it when people outside of america are like “lmao how do regular people deal with the american healthcare system???” we don’t! we don’t. we literally just don’t! bc we can’t. PLEASE shut up u don’t sound as cool as u think u do when u say shit like that

when you turn on the dishwasher the dishes have sex in there

can’t stand the phantom of the opera. oh, you’re haunting this opera house?? how about you go haunt some bitches instead. ffs.

dr. seuss was racist :/

AND THE FOUNDING FATHERS WERENT?