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Do I have any brain cells? NoWILL THAT STOP ME✨NO✨
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besties be owning hotels and ignoring the crushing reality of the life around you ❤️ ( reblogs > likes )
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Been posting/reblogging less because for the past few days my life has be reFurbishment™️
The eye chips are less than perfect, removing the original paint job with acetone-free nail polish remover still left them cloudy but I was able to save them with a bath in vinegar and polishing with some barkeepers friend(powdered cleaning agent). I added holographic glitter for eye shine and hand painted a goat pupil design with bi pride colors to coordinate with the color scheme for the new fur, yarn weft mane, and color shifting belly!
The overall design inspiration is Falcor from never ending story, bisexuality, and the divine mystery of the cosmos. So of course I’m integrating a beheaded crawling baby doll in order to make this functioning odd body furby a true animatronic frankenbeast.
I’m currently working on making yarn wefts because creating a pattern for this creature is a hell of my own creation.
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“I guess I’m just not sure why you think you can trust me.”
“I don’t trust you. I just don’t feel threatened by you.”
“After everything I did to you?”
“Because of everything you did to me. Going to all that trouble and still failing to kill me is, like, advanced incompetence.”
“In my defence, it’s not my fault you’re apparently some sort of human cockroach.”
“See, this is what I’m talking about. You’re even screwing up apologising for not killing me.“
“That wasn’t an apology.”
“Clearly.”
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Here you go :)
AAA THANK YOUR YOU’RE THE BEST!!!
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The difference between a story and a myth is that one is spoken, and one is whispered with just a hint of hopeful awe
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you’ll never guess how many times I’ve watched this video
creds to owlyuwu1 on twitter, please check them out and give them lots of love
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Have a gay day✨
“May you have a life of safety and peace”, said the witch, cursing the bloodthirsty warrior.
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Some people hold that, considering only core-book options, a dwarf wizard is the funniest possible Dungeons & Dragons character, but I think “halfling warlock” gives it a run for its money.
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alternatively I do think it’s funny to be like
Villain: fool! the prophecy says that no man may kill me!
Trans Man Hero: *ineffectual stabbing*
Trans Man Hero: okay so like. the prophetic acknowledgement of my gender is good but also. very inconvenient right now.
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Not nearly enough “Sirius Black makes himself at home in Privet Drive because there’s nothing the Dursleys can do to get him to leave” fic out there, and it’s a crying shame.
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Bold of you to assume it’s not the other way around, I will serenade my odd block friends✨
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The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(
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I can’t help but chuckle whenever Tails introduces himself by stating, “My name’s Miles Prower, but my friends call me Tails” because… well… Eggman calls him Tails…
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It’s a full moon out tonight; make sure the werewolves in your life feel loved and comfortable :)
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Theory Time
The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(
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