Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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thank fucking god I'm not 14 anymore
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"I'm a dog? You're dog food... "
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i suffer from 'men are hotter banged up' disease. unfortunately there is no cure.
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Why do adaptations keep trying to make Dracula wicked smart he should be dumb as fuck
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Even Deeper
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Heresy's Hatred.
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His shitty attitude and grabbable waist have bewitched me
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Hirano tried to make Alucard ugly on purpose and yet we all simp for his eldritchian ass.
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Hirano fucking cooked and cooked good with Vladcard. There was no reason for him to make fucking Vlad the Impaler as hot as he did.
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When "Hell" doesn't "Sing" 😭🤧
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he's so babygirl I love him
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I'd let Ramattra step on me-
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"I can fix him" "I can make him worse" WELL I CAN HOLD HIM IN MY HAND LIKE THIS
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seeing earthmover for the first time was a spiritual experience
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fuck yeha ultrakillin :3
no pressure, but reblogs help !
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fellas, if your girl:
- lives in hell as royalty
- has pure white skin
- tries their best to redeem sinners in order to create a better society
- is targeted by angels who aim to exterminate their kingdom
- is known for having red highlights in their character design
- is seen as having a ravenously horny fanbase online
- has a VA thats done broadway
thats not ur girl
thats KING MINOS PRIME of the hit FPS game ULTRAKILL
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Transcript:
My beloathed.
My insignificant other.
My worstie.
My stupid rabbit.
My fucked up abhorrent little meow meow.
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