had a secret crush on Vira when I was a kid

child me was trying to run away from gay thoughts but the goth girls kept bringing me back (do I still have a crush on her? absolutely)

her theme song should be Everybody's Fool and I would gladly let her kill me

also closeup for important reasons:

shoutout to Neopets for having no consistency with how they handle families re: species

like imagine you're Sophie's mom here and you're ready for your first kid to be a kangaroo thing like yourself or a dragon like your husband and instead it's a dog. And you're like "okay the next one will be a kangaroo thing or a dragon" but no it's a wolf. And THEN you're like "okay it's canines. we have this figured out it's always gonna be canines" and then you have another kid and it's a goat

You don't have fur

That was a toothbrush

moot pointed out we were missing a classic redraw of them

i hate the pc

Imagine if these were the UC pets that people fought tooth and nail over and created an entire black market for

concept: put it down

hi, tnt? y'all know you made them lesbians, right?

final 2 of these for now ^_^

avatar patches from Gnome Depot

neopets is literally so funny because its meant for kids but has a whole-ass stock market, a betting ring where you bet on what pirate will win the food eating competition thats so complex most people just copy their bets off of someone who understands it better, an economy thats in shambles, multiple games that a child would have zero interest in like bullshit and solitaire and like a fucking business management simulator that lasts for a whole month?? everyone on it is an adult now and the forum filter is so bad we cant say grape, cucumber, skill, analyze, basement, uncle for whatever reason?, or death, die, and dying even though neopets touches upon death fairly frequently, and we were only allowed to talk about being trans and gay like 2 months ago even though you can have your gender listed as "other"

I use neopets to cope and I'm angry

that passive-aggressive way the fruit machine wont stop spinning unless its the active tab

doesn’t the term “staff member” make you laugh because those 2 words both mean penis

why are neopets players like this