plumbsnthings
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I play games, I like spiders... I'mlike a shark, only without ever moving or being like a shark at all.
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question: how do i make my photograph more tumblr relatable?
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6/25/17 Southern Black Widow /newbie still in egg sac.
Isn’t it Ironic, She was on a grave marker, I was trying to find out the name on the marker and picked it up. We found the grave site deep in the mountains while 4 wheeling. It is not uncommon to find graves in the mountains.
Information in link.
http://bugguide.net/node/view/26336
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When you aggro a mob and their attack causes heavy
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I’M FUCKING SHOOK
So picture me, playing some Dark Souls for the very first time, now 20 hours in and happily (…kinda) grinding my way through Blighttown with my faithful character Bepis Jones V. I don’t know most of the mechanics but I’ve got a solid grasp on the controls and some great armor and weaponry, plus a bit of pyromancy.
Along the way, I get how most people get in Blighttown (I’ve heard), and decide I need help. So I decide to do what the game told me to ages ago for the second time: summon an NPC helper.
So, I try to call up my main man Solaire, but instead the summon rock thingy offers me a different NPC with an odd name. I figure it’s probably as good as Solaire, and summon it. I’m greeted with a wizard who immediately starts wrecking shit all over; goddamn, this NPC is broken!
After a few minutes of running into walls, I continue my journey, little wizard NPC friend following along as happy as can be. Occasionally, I wave and beckon to it, jumping for joy as I recklessly run into big bugs and wizard friend saves me. It sometimes bows back; cool AI, I thought. I also sometimes hit and knock it into holes for my amusement. It always gets back out but I have a good laugh.
Finally, as most DS runs go, I fall into a pit. I’m dead, NPC is banished to the shadow realm until I get my humanity back or something, blah blah blah.
AND THEN THE “NPC” SENDS ME A FRIEND REQUEST ON STEAM
I WASTED THIS PERFECTLY NICE GUY’S TIME FOR AN HOUR DOING STUPID SHIT BECAUSE I THOUGHT HE WAS AN NPC
I DID NOT REALIZE DARK SOULS HAD COOPERATIVE MULTIPLAYER
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MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.
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When the third sniper on your team tells you to switch from Junkrat to a healer
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There are so many Soras!
Sora
Nobody Sora
Mafia Sora
Edgy Sora
Grown up Sora
Angel Sora
Clone Sora
Mech Pilot Sora
Saint Sora
Sports Sora
Another Clone Sora
Dragon rider Sora
Ninja wizard Sora
Tales of Sora
Lesbian Sora
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Official art of Mario’s head without any facial features, found in the activity section of the Nintendo of Japan website. The site invites the viewers to fill in Mario���s face themselves.
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from now on dedede’s hammer will be dubbed as a “love mallet”
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