if i was president every girl would have free pistachios and dates and dried figs. free ricotta as well and if she wants she’ll get free baklava delivered to her house it’s on the state
every Saturday I am like ok today I am going to finish all the work I didn’t do this week and whatever I do I will NOT fall into a black pit of emotionless inertia and do nothing but watch moving pictures all day. and then. well