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Nothing is funnier than when Boomers make political cartoons that end up being accidentally hysterical. Case in point
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I’m in a nascar pit crew my job is to step up to the drivers side window and give the racer a kiss on the lips while the rest of the crew is changing the tires
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ladies
make your boyfriends day and 👏 buy 👏 him 👏 some 👏 glue👏
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when clothing websites keep emailing me about their “new hot summer fashions”
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Coworker: nice day out huh?
Me, who watched a 2hr documentary about the Hindenburg disaster the night before and is desperately trying to share the information i learned: yeah, a real nice day, not at all like May 6, 1937 in Germany.
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I’ve been here longer than you and I’ve never seen a ghost here
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great stuff happening in the city i see
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GIRL THIS BIG ASS RAT WALKED UP TO ME AND STARTED SNIFFING ME I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEONES DOG AT FIRST BUT I LOOKEE AND STUART LITTLE WAS LOOKING BACK AT ME I HATE NEW YORK
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