Fuck fuck fuck I’m crying 😂
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I aspire to this level of humour
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Anxiety feels like when you miss the last step when going down stairs, except it doesn’t go away.
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People look so different once you don’t care about them anymore
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sorry no refunds
im so ugly can i have a refund
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The human brain is miraculous enough to coordinate millions of biological processes every second and also dumb enough to forget where I left my wallet.
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