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After I read AFTG, this trilogy simply consumed my brain and took over my life, that's all I can think about.

Seriously, Everbyte. WHERE ARE MOONVALE???? They haven't even released a single trailer, I'm not sure if they will release anything this year.

Everbyte where is Moonvale? We want this launch soon!!

MC: I love you. Jake: How many people have you said that to? MC: Everyone. Jake: What? MC: I told everyone that I love you.

*the group arguing about what to do about the MWAF* Dan: Or, we do this the old-fashioned way. Dan: *pulls out a molotov cocktail* Lilly: How did you make that so fast?!

MC: Darkness… Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Darkness: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. MC: MC: I wrote sanitize, Darkness.

Darkness, looking at a dead phone: How do we bring this thing back to life? Magic? Live sacrifice? I know a guy in town-

Jake: Your Honor, I hereby submit the following to the court: Jake: Phil, what the actual FUCK?

MC: Time freezes for everyone but you one day. What do you do? Darkness: Oh… I’d mildly trouble everyone. MC: Alright, so what would you do? Darkness: I’d shave a one-inch thick line in every thick beard I saw. Darkness: I’d twist all the lightbulbs just a little bit so no one would know when they aren’t working. Darkness: I’d make every wing on girls eyeliner just a little bit higher than the other one. Darkness: And I’d tie everyone’s shoelaces together. Darkness: And then lastly, I’d snip a little hole in every tea bag. MC: MC: Remind me to never allow you to have power.

Darkness: You are my best friend and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. MC: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Darkness: I said within reason, MC. How about I murder that guy? MC: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Darkness: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

Jake: Hey, if you type in your password, it'll show in stars. Jake: ******** see! Dan: hunter2 Dan: Doesn't look like stars to me. Jake: Dan: ******* Jake: That's what I see. Dan: Oh, really? Jake: Absolutely. Darkness: You can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2. Darkness: Haha, does that look funny to you? Jake: Lol, yes. See when YOU type hunter2, it shows it to us as ****** Dan: That's cool. I didn't know this site did that. Jake: Yup. No matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as ****** Dan: Awesome. Dan: Wait, how do you know my password? Jake: Er, I just copy pasted YOUR *******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause it's your password. Dan: Oh, ok.

*Jake and MC are in Paris* MC: I'm… moved. I…I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel… destiny? Jake: But… MC: I don't know what it is. I feel like… I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and… Jake: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception? MC: Yeah. Jake: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe. MC: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION. Jake: Okay, alright.

Jake walking into the kitchen and seeing all his limes peeled: MC, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK. MC, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)

Jake: So you're looking for information on this thing, huh? Well, I feel like it must be from far away. MC: What makes you say that? Jake: If it's something even I don't know about, then I'm sure nobody else must have a clue. So it's gotta be from some faraway place. Impeccable reasoning, isn't it? MC: Jake… You don't have a clue about this thing, do you? Jake: *screams in anger*

I let out a loud laugh, I really liked this one

MC: Hacking, hiding from the police and breaking the law is such a red flag. Dan, pointing to Jake hunched over his laptop, clearly trying to hack into the government's database: He's not your type then. MC, putting on sunglasses and smiling: Can't see red flags if all you see is red.

When Thomas started insisting I go to the mine, it pissed me off astronomically, if given the option of simply changing my mind as soon as he said it, I would choose her.

*about Thomas asking MC to go to the mines* Thomas: What am I supposed to do? Jessy: If I were you? I’d try and make peace with whatever deity, pantheon, or Divine Other you believe in. Thomas: I’m an atheist. Jessy: Then just get ready to die I guess.