No third, commit cowards

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

Talking about Valentines

some love for our favorite valentine ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡

played sims 4 for the first time and one of the married cis men had a desire to try for baby with his cis husband. i accidentally pinned it and could not unpin it. trying for baby is physically impossible. I tried to use cheats to give him a viable womb in create a sim but it wouldn’t let me do so retroactively. so I thought, maybe if they adopt the want for pregnancy will go away, and had them adopt a toddler daughter. but then the try for baby desire did not go away. since they now had an unwanted adopted child I tried to remove the toddler from the household, thinking this would send her back into the ether. it did not. instead she wanders the neighborhood like a feral cat. i thought the social worker would come and take her back so someone else could adopt her, but I guess there is no social worker in sims 4. so now the neighborhood is haunted by a smelly miserable baby that has no home but cannot die and everyone who sees her is uncomfortable. fucking omelas scenario.

guy who never checks calendar: wow this booping thing is such a great addition. hopefully it stays around forever

what the hell did i do

Togekiss coloration variants!

what if we’re both boys and btw we’re both girls and i’m a boy and you’re a girl and i’m you and we’re me and you were we me she he the are and him

My outfit during the winter months, if anyone cares

swagever

penis dashboard

they turned him into a fucking lego

the unfunniest people on earth ran out of this bus and beat me with hammers