Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

Alfred was as odd as his name and as old as the town around him.

Caught, unlovably, in the in-between of dwarves and elves, with the strength and prowess of neither.

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Stepping away from my obsession with hot female villains to bring you another barely legible headcanon. Alfred is a rare cryptid.

I mean, I love that alfred is just a weird little guy ™️ but also what if he was an earnest reprentation of the displacement of mixed raced people?

unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.

Egbert’s “he doesn’t care for you” re: Seal Gaiman and Liliana’s sarcastic “I’m wounded,” except Egbert is woken up in the middle of the night by excited bomphing to find Liliana cradling his seal and feeding him scotch eggs. this woman cannot abide a single soul disliking her.

I didn't want to have to do this, but I'm having medical shit happening again and I need to get to urgent care or ER. Anything helps.

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to me, again. What am time.

Cardamom cake with mulled wine jam (which I clearly didn't reduce enough) and mascarpone frosting, and if that sounds as amazing to you as it did to me then may I recommend The New Way to Cake by Benjamina Ebuehi for this and many other gorgeous things.

[Image Description: Kasimir looks to the side as he rests his hands on his cane. He is sitting down and behind him, Lilith is sitting high up on a crate and looking at the viewer. She has an open book in one hand, and a lit lantern is next to her. Next to her stands Barnaby with closed eyes and a smile. He is lifting a glass with the liquid inside spilling over the top. In front of him, Edvard is leaning on a table, holding a blowtorch. He is lifting his goggles and looking surprised at the viewer. Next to him and Barnaby, stands Zillah. She is looking off to the side, and her arms are crossed. In the bottom right corner of the image is a screenshot of what appears to be an Onion headline that reads "When Life Gives You Lost, Traumatized, Children, Adopt Them! It's Good Business."]

[Image Description: Corazón with a sad expression in a candlelit tavern and a window behind him. A Tumblr post by heavensickness that reads "Third base is me telling you about my father" is pasted in the bottom middle of the image.]

i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

Some days, Twitter is a simmering hellbroth. Other days, the landscape is made glorious by people like this.

Not to be a Boomer but your social media should be your own space, not something employers are allowed to look at to judge you beyond the qualifications stated in your resume and cover letter

Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

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