as much as I hate buzzfeed and their pitiful version of “journalism”, let it be clear that if they asked me to come work for them I would sell out immediately and forget everything I know about creative writing in favor of getting a fat salary for copying and pasting gifs from 16-year-olds’ blogs and calling it an article

Little Feet

filmed my boss firing me from my sales position

when u used to be an overachiever but now ur barely running on enough energy to function and u dont know how to cope

Acrylic, oil, & aluminum on canvas, 12” x 12” by Jonny Ruzzo

why is there so much spongebob on my dash are y’all 7 

wife [lying in hospital bed with baby]: honey, meet our new son

baby: [grabs on my finger]

me: hm.. weak grip. pathetic

baby: [starts doing pull-ups using my finger]

me [tearing up]: ...thats my boy