why do you freaks think the queen of england is some adorable little grandma, she lives in a fucking palace and was monarch during england’s colonial rule of half of africa. she has immense power and wealth (directly stolen from imperial holdings across the world & her own people) because of the coincidence of her birth. she’s not cute. i dont care about her color coordinated umbrellas or her pet corgis. what the fuck yall.

i have been planning on getting my shit together for like 5 years now 

EVERYTHING RELATE

I smell an oscar

waiting for the day i bump into a band member in the street and i pretend i dont know who they are and they fall in love with me

Merry fuckin Christmas where is the hard liquor

having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”

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Henkka please! Stop to destroy my life with your beauty person xD

Memories Children of Bodom - Halo of Blood Tour 2013/11/08 - Italy

Me and Henkka Seppala *^* cute!

Children Of Bodom <3

Henkka Seppälä

Svet Gitara: Children of Bodom @ Dom amladine, Serbia 18/11/2013

Photos: Filip Andrejevic