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phunnyphis · 12 hours

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greeble neeble gomble womp?? e mfucking worgle smeet huga dorble!!!!

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phunnyphis · 6 days

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i'm about to continue the ravnican guild shitposts (finally) so here are the new (old) and (slightly) improved ones complete with the new signature

as always, huge thanks to @vexwerewolf for the lancer memes as inspiration

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phunnyphis · 7 days

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can I have a badass picture of a wolf howling at the moon please

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phunnyphis · 7 days

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An overgrown light pole in Poland

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phunnyphis · 9 days

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epic... rap battles of history..... puppy .......................versus..................... kitty......................... BEGIN!!!!

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phunnyphis · 9 days

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I’m actually always thinking of that “maybe I won’t die cause I’m special” tweet

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phunnyphis · 9 days

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Give me jelly beans you fuck head

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phunnyphis · 11 days

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lemon stealing whores can't die. not when they're still a problem plaguing the country

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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phunnyphis · 12 days

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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phunnyphis · 13 days

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getting into the shower: evil evil evil

being in the shower: there is no past and there is no future, there is just the here and now, i am alone but i am not lonely, i am calm and one with the universe, existence is sublime

getting out of the shower: evil evil evil (wet version)

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phunnyphis · 13 days

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