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phoenixdaneko · 2 hours
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whenever i like your vent post pls don’t imagine me standing there with a thumbs up pls imagine me bringing you a warm blanket out of the dryer and a cup of your favorite drink bc that is what i am doing mentally in my own mind
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phoenixdaneko · 5 hours
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whenever i like your vent post pls don’t imagine me standing there with a thumbs up pls imagine me bringing you a warm blanket out of the dryer and a cup of your favorite drink bc that is what i am doing mentally in my own mind
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phoenixdaneko · 8 hours
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whenever i like your vent post pls don’t imagine me standing there with a thumbs up pls imagine me bringing you a warm blanket out of the dryer and a cup of your favorite drink bc that is what i am doing mentally in my own mind
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phoenixdaneko · 9 hours
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DIFFERENT WOMEN'S BODY TYPES SHOULD BE REPRESENTED NOT BECAUSE YOU FIND THEM HOT OR SEXY OR WANT THEM TO STEP ON YOU BUT BECAUSE THEYRE NORMAL RAAAAAH RAAAAAAAAAH I DONT CARE THAT YOU WANT A BUFF WOMAN TO THROW YOU SHUT UPPPPPP RAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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phoenixdaneko · 9 hours
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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!
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phoenixdaneko · 10 hours
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Yay Sunny doodle :>
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phoenixdaneko · 11 hours
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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on
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phoenixdaneko · 11 hours
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the issue with chronically having low energy is that you don't have it in you to reblog everything u want to with the tags you want at that very moment so you make a queue. the issue with the queue is that it takes just as much effort to queue posts as it does to reblog them with tags so you start Liking posts to place into queue later and the issue with that is
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phoenixdaneko · 11 hours
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Mythbusters have 3 categories of myths
the general public doesnt know how physics works
the general public doesnt know how lying works
oh crap this ones real
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phoenixdaneko · 11 hours
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Cyborg: I can interface with satellites that allow me to perceive and measure countless electric signals and waves flying through space and the atmosphere. I can listen to the sun, live. But sure, let’s all freak out because Beast Boy just figured out he can see shrimp colors.
Beast Boy: Cranky ‘cuz you can’t see shrimp colors, aren’t ya?
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phoenixdaneko · 13 hours
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whenever i like your vent post pls don’t imagine me standing there with a thumbs up pls imagine me bringing you a warm blanket out of the dryer and a cup of your favorite drink bc that is what i am doing mentally in my own mind
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phoenixdaneko · 16 hours
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I’m the founder of the “I suck at keeping the conversation going, but I really like talking to you” club
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phoenixdaneko · 16 hours
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the bond between mutuals who only share one or two fandoms is stronger than an entire fandom combined… I do not know what you are blogging about but you are right, pip-pip and bing-bong are homosexuals who crave blood and understanding and I will heart that in support
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phoenixdaneko · 18 hours
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Just some doodles
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phoenixdaneko · 18 hours
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Cat loaf
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phoenixdaneko · 18 hours
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this post hasn't left my mind since i've first saw it
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phoenixdaneko · 18 hours
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cuddling doesn't have to be romantic
cuddling can be platonic.
cuddle your friends
cuddle your friends
cuddle your friends
cuddle your friends
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