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give me a hogwarts au thing with dream 😩😩
idc what the plot is but eh
love you weirdo 😩
❝PUSHOVER❞
summary:: hogwarts au; reader is a prefect and dream does something stupid (as always), and dream flirts his way out of trouble
dream x gn!reader – 423 words
note: kris get off my blog /lh - also this is sorta bad im like really sick rn but i like writing so fuck it
warnings; like 1 cuss word, really weird writing (imo)
you sighed, you can’t believe you had the luck of finding dream and the boys (sapnap, george, quackity, and karl). there were multiple other prefects and you had to find them, of course you did. the boys stared at you shamefully. you had just walked in on them attempting to flood the bathrooms, godric knows why.
“really? why do you all insist on doing stupid stuff at night?” you were honestly tired of having to get onto the five of them. it was always you, because apparently you were the only one who could control them.
dream grinned at you and spread his arms towards you, “hey babe,” he dragged out the “ey”
“Are you stupid or stupid? don’t expect to flirt your way out of this, this time! you can’t keep doing this.” you turned to the other boys, “you guys too!”
“sorry, y/n.” karl hung his head, easily the most guilty one. the other three just stared at you as if you had three heads.
quackity turned to dream attempting to whisper, “we should use obliviate on them.”
“quackity! i can hear you!”
“i was joking.” quackity rolled his eyes playfully.
dream walked towards you, putting his hands on your waist, “look, babe, love of my beautiful life, it’s not that big of a deal! it’s funny!”
“not really,” you deadpanned. dream always flirted with you to get himself out of trouble, and it worked every time. you couldn’t help it, you were absolutely whipped for the blond haired boy.
“oh come on, you know it’s funny.”
“it most certainly isn’t. dream stop being dumb, you’ll get detention or even worse expelled!”
“you’re cute when you’re all worried. don’t worry we won’t get caught, it’s been six years.”
“yeah, don’t worry about it, y/n! we’ll keep your dreamy safe.” sapnap chimed in, smirking.
“yeah, they’ll keep me safe.”
you absolutely fucking hate them so much. not really, but you want to. maybe if you did you wouldn’t be such a pushover.
you sighed for what seemed like the hundredth time, “whatever, do what you want. just try not to get caught, please.”
dream grinned and lifted you up into the air, “of course, beautiful.”
george cleared his throat, “well, uh, we’ll be leaving you two to your..-”
“makeout!” quackity cut him off, laughing as if that was the funniest thing he could’ve said. the four boys (sped) walked off, leaving you two to yourselves.
“we should makeout.”
“i’m not making out with you, dream. go to your dorm.”
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hello!! can i request a dream x reader where the reader falls asleep in dreams lap and he has a conversation with someone else while like- petting the readers hair as if they were a sleeping cat?
❝TIRED❞
summary:: reader falls asleep on dreams lap
dream x gn!reader – 353 words
note: omg first fic and first request,, lmao idek where this went- hope you like it tho
warnings ; like 1 cuss word, mentions of socking dream in the balls (idk either)
to say you were tired was an understatement, you were absolutely exhausted. today has been one of the most tiring days of your life. first, you had gotten almost no sleep, seeing as you were behind on your school work. secondly, you had work at the ass crack of dawn (perks of working at a cafe). and finally, when you had gotten home 4 hours later, dream and sapnap were playing mario kart in the living room, meaning that they were screaming as loud as they possibly could. eventually, you got tired of hearing them scream so you went to go cuss them out.
when you got into the living room you immediately started to scold them for being so loud, “can you guys shut the fuck up? I’m tired and your guys’ screaming isn’t helping.”
dream paused the game, “sorry,” he pouted and reached out towards you, “wanna come lay with me?”
you thought for a moment, you did in fact want to lay with him but him and sapnap are loud, it’s almost as if they have an inability to whisper (they can whisper,, you’re just being dramatic). you sighed, “yeah, i do. but you can’t be loud!”
dream just smirked at you and answered, “i would never be loud, babe.”
you walked over to him and sat on his lap, him holding you. if he did end up being loud at least you could sock him in the balls or something. he began to stroke your hair softly, lulling you to sleep.
“i love third-wheeling, it’s so fun. this is not sarcasm by the way.” sapnap said (sarcastically.).
“shut up sap, you’re just jealous i have a partner and you don’t.”
“oh sure, sure.”
as dream and sapnap continued bickering, you felt your eyes grow heavy, at least they were being quiet enough to where you could sleep peacefully. you eventually passed out, your face nuzzled into dream’s neck. when your breathing turned even, he stopped talking and looked at you. he talked softly as he lowered his hand to your cheek, “they’re really pretty.”.
“you’re whipped.”
“i am not!”
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some cc technosupport. our mans gonna be fine, hes got this!!
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Sapnap Content
< short story >
I laid the blanket down and smooth the surface as sapnap brought out the pillows and other things we needed. We set everything up and settled down. Eating snacks while watching YouTube videos waiting for the stars to come out.
We looked at the Vermillion skies as it slowly became darker and darker with each passing minute. " This was a great idea sap " I looked at the sky as one by one each star twinkled. I couldn't see him but I could feel hin staring at me. " Yeah, this was definitely a great idea ". A comforting silence washed over us as we gaze into sky.
My neck was getting kind off sore so I pulled sapnap down to cuddle him while still being able to see the night sky. He wrapped his arms around me, whispering stupid sweet things to me. " The moon is beautiful, Isn't it? " He whispered to me. I turned around and face him, cheeks red, a shy smile adorning my face as I placed a kiss on his chin. "I love you too you sap"
Best to say, tonight was the best so far.
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Quackity Content
I glared at the papers in front of me wishing it would go away. I've been studying for hours on end and quackity's yelling wasn't helping me concentrate on this stupid gosh darn forsaken math thingy whatever this shit was.
I sighed again as another failed attempt to understand this topic. My eyes slowly closed and before I knew it I was asleep.
Quackity finished streaming a few minutes ago, Now he was searching the house for his beloved y/n. He made his was to the kitchen and saw them. Not realizing they were asleep. He talked about his stream as he poured himself a cup of water, thirsty after talking so much.
"Are you even listening to me y/n? You've been—" He cut himself off as he finally looked at his partner. Dead asleep on their book. Drool coming out of their pouting mouth. Quickly taking a picture of the, as he would say, adorable scene in front of him and carefully made his way to the sleeping figure.
He gently shook them awake, calling out their name softly until y/n woke up. Y/n turned to quackity with their sleepy eyes and smile.
" You look absolutely adorable y/n but let's go to bed yeah? " Quackity gathered their pens and other things as the pulled y/n up. " But I have to study... " Slurred y/n. Quackity chuckled but said nothing, leading them to his room. Y/n immediately plopped down on his bed and fell right back to sleep while quackity put their things away and changed to more comfortable clothes.
He laid beside y/n and face them. On instinct, y/n wrapped their arms around him, sighing as they got comfortable. Quackity stared at his partner. The last thing in his mind was how lucky he was to have you.
<yes I don't upload consistently but I'll upload more if I get requests, maybe>
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Techno Content
Throughout the years of joining wars and other mischiefs. Y/n was adorned with scars. Scars that looked hideous in their own eyes. Only reminding them of what horrid things they have for others. That was until he met him. The Blood god himself. Both having similar stories yet so different. Similar problems yet so different.
No one could have predicted this. The most violent people on the SMP, residing in one area they both call their home. Reminiscing about how they first meet as they sat on the sofa, huddled in Tecnoblade’s cape. The flickering of fire, aside from their hushed voices the only thing filling the air.
“Ya know, When I first met you, I was ready to kill you” y/n looked at him in confusion. “Excuse me what?” techno chuckled at their expression. “You’d think the same too if you were in my shoes. A person trudging in the snow, covered in blood, holding an enchanted netherite sword, with dull eyes. That was creepy as hell.” techno finishes with a little snort at the end. Y/n grimaced at the memory. That day was the day that y/n lost control. Techno noticed their expression and quickly reassured them. “But hey if you didn’t waddle your way to the tundra we wouldn’t be here now.” making y/n giggle at their choice of words. “What’s so funny darlin’?” he nudged his lover’s head. “You’re right. anyways, I’m hungry.” that made techno laugh. y/n looked at him with so much admiration. “When are you never hungry?” he teased.
They both made their way to the kitchen to cook something. In the midst of gathering the ingredients, Y/n got a glimpse of their hands. Scars. Big ones, short ones, long ones, all of them were ugly. They stood there near the kitchen counter, teary eyes as they inspected their hands. Their mind drifting to different parts of their body. Littered with scars. Techno called y/n to ask for their help. He looked in their direction to see them staring at their hands. He sighed knowing full well what y/n was thinking.
He wasn’t annoyed. He felt awful that you felt this way. He held your hands and raised them up to meet his lips. “Your hands are beautiful darlin’. Everything about you is majestic. Scars don’t defy who you truly are.” He wasn’t the best at comforting people but hey, at least he tried. y/n retracted their hands, now laying limp on their side as y/n leaned into techno’s chest. Techno patted y/n’s head and they both stood there for a while. Techno broke the silence “I love you so much y/n but I am actually getting hungry.”
With that, the day ended with them cuddling.
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Techno Content
Throughout the years of joining wars and other mischiefs. Y/n was adorned with scars. Scars that looked hideous in their own eyes. Only reminding them of what horrid things they have for others. That was until he met him. The Blood god himself. Both having similar stories yet so different. Similar problems yet so different.
No one could have predicted this. The most violent people on the SMP, residing in one area they both call their home. Reminiscing about how they first meet as they sat on the sofa, huddled in Tecnoblade’s cape. The flickering of fire, aside from their hushed voices the only thing filling the air.
“Ya know, When I first met you, I was ready to kill you” y/n looked at him in confusion. “Excuse me what?” techno chuckled at their expression. “You’d think the same too if you were in my shoes. A person trudging in the snow, covered in blood, holding an enchanted netherite sword, with dull eyes. That was creepy as hell.” techno finishes with a little snort at the end. Y/n grimaced at the memory. That day was the day that y/n lost control. Techno noticed their expression and quickly reassured them. “But hey if you didn’t waddle your way to the tundra we wouldn’t be here now.” making y/n giggle at their choice of words. “What’s so funny darlin’?” he nudged his lover’s head. “You’re right. anyways, I’m hungry.” that made techno laugh. y/n looked at him with so much admiration. “When are you never hungry?” he teased.
They both made their way to the kitchen to cook something. In the midst of gathering the ingredients, Y/n got a glimpse of their hands. Scars. Big ones, short ones, long ones, all of them were ugly. They stood there near the kitchen counter, teary eyes as they inspected their hands. Their mind drifting to different parts of their body. Littered with scars. Techno called y/n to ask for their help. He looked in their direction to see them staring at their hands. He sighed knowing full well what y/n was thinking.
He wasn’t annoyed. He felt awful that you felt this way. He held your hands and raised them up to meet his lips. “Your hands are beautiful darlin’. Everything about you is majestic. Scars don’t defy who you truly are.” He wasn’t the best at comforting people but hey, at least he tried. y/n retracted their hands, now laying limp on their side as y/n leaned into techno’s chest. Techno patted y/n’s head and they both stood there for a while. Techno broke the silence “I love you so much y/n but I am actually getting hungry.”
With that, the day ended with them cuddling.
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