Tree in the mist

Are You There, Samantha Fain

job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?

me: what if a dracula show up 😰

interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.

Every Friday and Sunday, Scar will pay a visit to the Cindersap Forest! He will also appear in any festivals the traveling merchant visits. Won't you buy something from him?

my mod has officially published! download The Swaggon here!

thank you to everyone to encouraged and supported me in this :D

i think something fundamentally shifted in the fabric of our universe on nov 5

JESSE EMERY'S SARAH RYAN CUSTOM

kids these days are spending too much time modifying their reproductive organs into intriguing shapes and giving them bright colors and other pollinator-attracting qualities. back in my day we simply put many spores into a wind or water current and were happy if they made it a quarter mile..... didnt bother with any of that stuff. i remember when we would all take root in a wet patch and throw our spores around, but have you been to a wet patch recently? its disgusting, is what it is

ever since i was a young hydrogen particle 14 billion years ago i knew i wanted to be wasting all the hot water in the shower

i love flash drives theyre like small animals to me. like minnows

Just absolute sheets and scads of water everywhere. And the noise of it, a roaring that shakes the bones. God I love this time of year.

Fulvia Bisi (Italian, 1818 - 1911) - In barca sul lago

komala’s shiny palette is absolute bullshit

it just gets a strawberry flavored log. literally nothing else. MAYBE slightly darker but i cant really tell. why did they have to do this to me