ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

one of the many talents Daniel has.

a thrilling saga for the ages

Trying a new art style or technique

phil lester is really hot reblog if you agree

Up- Married Life

I couldn’t get to Dan & Phil’s BBCR1 aftershow-meeting due to me still working on Sunday in Paris, so I planned to go there on Monday around the time they usually leave the Scott Mills show and hope for the best.  Since we finished early what we had planned to do beforehand, we arrived an hour early at the BBC building and decided to look around and see if I could recognize the door they’re usually seen coming out of (I couldn’t. Should have brought pictures or something). We then left toward Oxford street to kill time. While crossing a street on Regent street, someone tapped my shoulder and said “Nice shirt!“, I looked up and it was Phil. I must have stopped right there because he jumped on the sidewalk and said “Let’s get off the road”. I don’t know where he was coming from, maybe we passed him by as he was walking in the other direction and didn’t see him, and he just turned around, or maybe he saw the shirt from further away… anyway I was so surprised I couldn’t believe it. I blurted that I’d hoped to see them after the show, which got me a confused look (“the show” usually refers to their Sunday night show). He asked if I wanted to take a picture or something, to which I could only answer “I made you cookies!“ (…that was not the question) and he went “Awesome!” as I took the big golden bag out of my handbag (I hope to god they weren’t crushed. I sorta checked earlier but I didn’t really believe I’d see either of them, you see?). Thankfully my friend (who isn’t a fan and had a short “wth does this guy want" moment) offered to take a picture; I then asked for a hug, got one, and Phil went on his way. I spent the next 5mn or so clinging to my friend, in shock. It felt like I had passed through my computer screen, as he was exactly the same as in his videos/liveshows, radiating kindness and… I want to say earnestness? Or candor. Something like that.  And how sweet is he to take the initiative of talking to random people wearing his merch, even though he seemed to be in a hurry?

  Tl;dr: that guy I like a lot (and I mean a LOT) talked to me in the street. Omg.

Phil’s little laughing fit after the drum roll incident. (I thought it was cute.)

Sexuality Crisis Masterlist

1-800-GET-SOME - theaterkidlester

Summary: One night, Chris drunkenly suggested that Dan call a phone sex line to figure out his sexuality. Since then, Dan has been hooked on a person who works there, with a gorgeous deep chuckle and the name of Phil.

A Small Revelation - daniactuallysnuffledthatpopcorn

Summary: high school au where Phil questions his sexuality.

Butterflies - crescendohowell

Summary: Phil liked the way that she made him laugh and that she always smelled like flowers.  He understood how other people could like that.  Only the the butterflies were never there for him.  And he really hated holding her hand. (Or where Phil is aro and doesn’t understand until he meets Dan)

Chicken - phanfics-anonymous

Summary: Dan’s not sure if he’s gay so he asks Phil to experiment with him.

Distress Signals - petewent

Summary:  Dan always seems to over think at night. You know, when the lights are out and electronics are out of reach so you’re stuck laying in bed surrounded by your own heart beat and thoughts. And for Dan, this was pretty reoccurring. He seems to discover little things about himself during these moments of honest thinking before lulling off to sleep.

I Dare You To Love Me (ao3) - starsalign

Summary: Dan owns a popular flower shop and has more of a passion for flowers than he does for people. That is, until Phil stumbles into his shop - and consequently into his life as the two develop a fast friendship and Dan finds himself all but infatuated with him. But there’s a problem: Phil’s engaged and Dan is the florist for his wedding. And even more complications arise when Phil begins questioning everything he’s ever known about love - and himself - when he realizes that the path to true love isn’t always… straight.

Kinsey Two - thatsmistertoyou

Summary: The Kinsey scale, also called the Heterosexual–Homosexual Rating Scale, attempts to describe a person’s sexual experience or response at a given time.

Pride - loverboylester

Summary: Dan ponders sexuality and publicity and Phan and how much he loves Phil.

X - phandot

Summary: asexual!phil. some sort of sexuality crisis. friends to lovers.

eight years

danndphlgeims

me seeing someone who is good at something: must be nice

dear future teachers

DO NOT

FORCE SHY KIDS

TO TALK.

DO NOT

TELL SHY KIDS

THEY NEED TO PARTICIPATE MORE.

DO NOT

MAKE PARTICIPATION

A GRADE.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

HOW HARD IT IS

FOR SOME STUDENTS

TO JUST RAISE THEIR HANDS?

FORCING THEM INTO GROUP PROJECTS

AND MAKING THEM TALK

DOES NOT “TEACH THEM TO BE SOCIAL AND DEVELOP INTO WELL-ROUNDED INDIVIDUALS” 

IT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF THEM.

AND MAKES THEM HATE SCHOOL.

SERIOUSLY.

COLLEGES TOO.

THERE IS NO REASON TO REQUIRE A PARTICIPATION GRADE.

IF I’M MAKING 90′S ON ALL MY TESTS/QUIZZES

IT MEANS I KNOW THE DAMN MATERIAL YOU TAUGHT

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE SHOULD YOU LOWER MY GRADE 10% JUST BECAUSE I DIDN’T TALK ENOUGH.

I SWEAR IF I GET ANOTHER “B” IN A CLASS THAT I EXCELLED IN JUST BECAUSE I DIDNT FEEL LIKE RAISING MY HAND TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS

I MIGHT ACTUALLY KILL U  

Reblog if you believe Phil Lester is beautiful.

No but really, Phil Lester is fucking beautiful. Reblog this. If you don’t I’m judging you.

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the curling sequence slowed down because reasons