Drunk Alastor

thanks to discord for this idea again sdodihjfklsjdhfkjklsd

Jason: the legion didn’t raise a quitter!

Leo: NO! THEY RAISED AN IDIOT WHO CAN’T TAKE BREAKS GO TO BED ITS 3 AM, STOP TRAINING?

God I miss the days when you could show up to a stranger’s farm and he’d say “What’s your name, boy?” and you’d take off your hat and hold it to your chest to better let him see your face and reply “Why I ain’t got none, sir, on account of my mammy passed on before she could give me one” and he’d tell you he’s real damn sorry to hear that and ask what he can do you for and you’d tell him that you can’t read nor even write neither but you’re mighty good with horses and can mend them fallen fence posts what you saw on your way in and won’t ask for nothing much more than a hot meal and a warm barn to sleep in and he’d keep his wife and daughters inside but send his boy who ain’t got married yet even though his mama tells him he needs a woman out with a lantern and some stew at night and the two of you’d get to talkin and he’d throw you his flask to take a swig from and watch you drinkin from it while he leant against the door frame and when he finally got called back on up to the house again he’d take a sip from it too real slow-like like it weren’t the whiskey what he were tryna savour

A friend sent this to me today and I feel attacked😅

I went to a psychic, and she told me that I would be totally heartbroken in 14 years. 

I felt so bad about this, I went and got a puppy.

THE DRAINING SPELL TAKING PLACE EXACTLY ONE YEAR AFTER THE OWL HOUSE ENDED??

THE DRAINING SPELL TAKING PLACE EXACTLY ONE YEAR AFTER THE OWL HOUSE ENDED??

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

I just have the image of Atsushi getting de-aged.

Kunikida throwing Dazai to the ground as he does. And Atsushi, lil Atsushi who's been curled up in a ball all scared and confused.

Giggles.

Dazai just lights up, fake falls a few times and Atsushi just lights up giggling and clapping his hands.

Dazai: amused Chibi or grown up you love making fun of me don't you Atsushi?

Atsushi: hasn't spoke either Yes!

Dazai: can't even pretend to be mad

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

Legend of Zelda Dice Sets made by HardlightForge

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

writer culture is creating a sunshine character and then making them go through so much trauma that they're unrecognisable

hold on a second man…

Hebden Bridge, Calderdale, West Yorkshire (England)

I’ve been staring at this gif for ages and it’s so funny.

Maul is just showing off and does this completely unnecessary jump to back away, doesn’t bother to use the Force to open the doors but throws something at the controls.

AND FUCKING OBI-WAN KENOBI CASUALLY WALKS UP TO HIM, SWINGING HIS LIGHTSABER LIKE “YEAH I’M GONNA FUCK YOU UP BITCH”

The longer I look at it the funnier it gets. He’s just not impressed at all lmao