im always thinkjng about that one time i was on register for like 4 hours straight and said over mic "someone blease take over register i am about to become the joker." and they came to relieve me faster thab ive ever seen anyone relieve me before

My mom just sent me this picture of my dog…I guess we got a lot of snow, then

How was your day?

Sealing in the heat of the coffee

“I have decided to stop fighting it and lean into the fact that I am a complete idiot.”

-Slytherin

leftcoastletters

these are your best years, you’re young and full of energy” 

me after lunch:

What’s your typical day like?

i wake up. i malfunction. i call it a day

“The bravest thing you could ever do is let someone hurt you and still talk beautiful about them.”

— (hatin)

“Everyone says love hurts, but that is not true. Loneliness hurts,rejection hurts. Losing someone hurts. Envy hurts. Everyone gets these things confused with love, but in reality love is the only thing in this world that covers up all the pain and makes someone feel wonderful again. Love is the only thing in this world that does not hurt.”

— Liam Neeson - (hatin)

Do you like men?

No but I'm attracted to them anyway

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this