can you imagine ciel phantomhive in a modern day 8th grade classroom, he’d try to blend in and learn the lingo quick and then say something like “your mewing streak is over you rizzless mouth breather” and then pull out a gun
Sebastian after O!Ciel takes credit for helping to compile the receipts of Maurice’s fraud when the demon was forced to spend hours rifling through garbage and painstakingly reconstructing Cole’s letters out of hundreds of tiny pieces of paper by his own damn self: