I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

"vaccines and woke cartoons makes kid transgender" stop dismissing mangle's hard work.

abstract and modern art haters are sooo snobby like klein literally Created an entirely new pigment and then painted a canvas in a way where the brush strokes wouldn't be visible. the insinuation that people with no skill could reproduce that is so annoying because unless you are skilled at color mixing and painting you definitely couldn’t lmao

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

I really like turtles :)

in my experience nobody stops having a favorite animal when they grow up but people DO stop asking. well now i'm asking. what's everyone's favorite animal mine is the noble manatee

<3

We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

nice outfit LOSER lol *puts phone up to ear* 65,000,000 BCE called .They said aomething really bad happened to the dinosaurs

hastily slapped this together in a few seconds

i shouldn’t be in social situations i should be in the dark

I need to be put in my place (the morgue)

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?