phantom-pennis
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I post a lot of OC and it鈥檚 usually shitposts
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you've heard of slender man now get ready for fat woman
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"hurt people hurt people" okay i will okay i will
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Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?
Me: Yes, right here.
Lady: Is how much?
Me: $2.99 a pound.
Lady: It's usually $1.49.
Me: Yes, in the summer.
Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.
Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?
Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.
And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.
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鈥楥ause every time we *gunshot blasts*
I get this feeling
And every time we *cash register sounds*
I swear I could fly
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An important message from the National Lawyers Guild - Detroit & Michigan Chapter
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doing fucked up rabbit experiments beyond your comprehension btw
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I kinda lived half of 2023 (maybe more) like a drowning rat in a bucket but this year I'll live like a normal rat. outside of a bucket
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shoulda watched bluey
maybe it sound pretentious to you cos u be watchin bluey only
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