phanologyphd
(totally casual) Dan and Phil Enjoyer
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"I am the bastard son of everyone I've loved"
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this song is so them like actually
dan's pov for sure
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So at first I said "Dan and Phil games is really just an excuse for them to get paid to flirt with each other." as a joke...but guys I don't think it's a joke anymore. 😔
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dan's drink is like $40 at the bar and only one person orders it but hes a regular and a great tipper so you have to make sure the boba and elderflower are always prepared by 10 pm on the dot.
phil's drink is like $10 and there's 3x as much alcohol as in a regular sunrise and it's the favorite of straight girl (and her 1 gay friend) bachelorette parties who are loud and tip the drag queens like $3 total out of a party of 15.
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I think the freedom of finally letting themselves make self-referential horny jokes after repressing it for 13ish years broke something in dnp, and the slime ritual genuinely was a symbolic acceptance of DemonPhannie culture.
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no no go ahead whack him off it's fine
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you’re allowed to beat each other off as well 🥰 -phil
#phil lester never change#he’s the only person I believe when they say it’s unintentional like yeah#he’s just like that#dan and phil
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the title is SENDING me. it's like yeah we're playing a game whatever you don't care (even tho that's supposed to be the whole point of the channel) what we're all really here for is the PARTIAL KITCHEN REVEAL
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YALL SAW THIS TOO RIGHT
WHAT WAS THAT
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some facial expression practice! also the lighting!!!!!! scrumptious if i do say so myself @danielhowell
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no one in their right minds would make shuffleboard horny. thankfully, dan and phil are fucking insane,
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GET A ROOM???
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i don't need edging and fingering beating eachother off right after we've never had sex on youtube. you are always having sex on youtube i would like you to have less sex on youtube
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‘we never fucked on youtube but im sure people want us to’
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everyone wish her a happy 9-year anniversary ♥️
#truly iconic moment I’ll never forget this#it haunts me what would they have done if Dan was in London#dick real ig
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Had a dream a few nights ago that Dan and phil started calling their fans phaggots and its been haunting me since
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