antwithabindle.com/careers

went to scared.com and they said youre a regular. they said youve got prey animal rank.

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

The hour remained rather on the painful side of ack-emma, but the lark was on the wing, the snail on the thorn, and Jeeves in my room doing the important work of restoring this Wooster to the world, body and soul.

"Jeeves, you stand alone," I said after I had a bit of that.

"If I may be so bold, sir, I think I no longer do."

hi i read your stuff on ao3. supremely banging if i say so myself. well what i mean to say is that i just re-read it, but i can’t give kudos again so i thought i’d mosey on here and tell you.

anyways cheers luv xoxo (and if you write more smut i shall surely be there first thing)

cheers and xoxo again and au revoir or however it’s spelled

Omg thank you LEGEND! I am very very glad you like my stuff <3333 sometimes I feel like, cheap for only writing smut one shots but I enjoy it. So it’s nice to hear other people like it too lol. Thank you for such a nice message 🥹💖

WOOSTER WAS 24 WHEN JEEVES STARTED WORKING FOR HIM?? I THOUGHT HE WAS LIKE 30?? GOD’S FIRST TWINK FOR REAL

My wedding dress and wedding cake are ordered and photographer booked… just in case u forgot I’m becoming a WIFE this year

yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.

WHAT!!! THANK YOU LEGEND!!!!

I dreamt a post last night that was this comic with Walter White and skyler and skylers saying ‘Walter. I know you have fairly odd parents.’ and Walter says ‘skyler I have no idea what you’re talking about’ while his clothes are clearly cosmo and wanda in disguise. But I’m not sure if I’m dreaming of an actual post I saw or if this was a bode situation

does anyone know if we have the shame spiral tomorrow

retiring to your chambers >>>>>>