"he would not fucking say that" but it's "they would not be having carefully negotiated bdsm manual sex"
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it's so cringe how every song on the radio by a woman is about how good she is at having sex. id make a song about being ass at sex. i twist the dick like a pretzel and bite it off that's what id sing
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im gonna be 50 on here still being like ive got a war in my mind i just ride
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โyou should be at the clubโ no I should be snork mimimimi honk shoooo zzzzzz right now
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handmade piece by t0rtures_ on ig เญจโกเญง
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Every Movie I Own: [2/?]
A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965)
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beco+18
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Seen today on walk peace and love on planet earth
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electric stoves arenโt real btw theyโre placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect
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i am but an old man and tumblr is my porch
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i hate that stupid "you couldnt waterboard that out of me" meme. ill say it for free on here because what if one of you needed to hear that
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