sientists won't stop texting me asking for my ideas + research
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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"cant boycott McDonald's because it's my comfort food"
"cant boycott Starbucks because it's convenient for me to eat breakfast there and I need my little treats uwu"
"cant boycott Eurovision because I like the music"
damn. cant do shit. almost like it means nothing to u
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Research
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Oh my god???????
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getting second hand embarrassment on the dash tonight
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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
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cause theyre round and funny and honest :] no deceitful
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Just a little dark humor - probably gonna get me cancelled but had to share
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The Sorrowful Truth
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