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if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head
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*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*
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'I don't know how long I sat in silence for but I felt my heart beat in my ears'
Automatic writings part of a study into the stream of consciousness. I have no memory of writing this and my hand writing is hardly recognisable.
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People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
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1 bedroom apartment floorplan
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If someone is happy with their body don’t you fucking dare insult them for showing it off
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Precariously, God stacked your atoms,
crafting a bright, broken creature,
loving it in the dark.
S.T.Gibson
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me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking—
horoscope: leos are sexy as hell
me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time
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A strong man can handle a strong woman. A weak man will say she has an attitude.
Unknown (via stevenbong)
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If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine
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