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Me: I’m honestly not even going to get excited about the PJO Musical. It’s just going to be like the movies and be a total disappointment. I’m not getting invested.
Percy Jackson, literally a minute into the first song: Look I didn’t want to be a half-blood.
Me:
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Sally: Because he’s a demigod, Percy has been put through hell by the Olympians, many of whom, quite frankly, look exactly like you.
Apollo: Devastatingly handsome?
Sally:
Apollo: I’m sorry, I’m uncomfortable with emotions.
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Nico: hey do you dare me to kiss Percy?
Jason: no
Nico: i can't believe you're making me do this
Jason: we're no-
Nico: i mean if you say so
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That dude^^
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Me: *sees someone with a fandom t-shirt in public*
Me: *tries to tell them with telepathy that I'm in the fandom*
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Percy: don't let Annabeth fool you, she's not that scary. She used to do ballet.
Leo: no way.
Annabeth: which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet
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P.S. Percy has totally pretended his sword was a light saber.
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On Camp Spirit Day:
Piper: Percy, isn’t that a bit much?
Percy, with hair that has orange spray paint in it, orange face paint on, wearing an orange bandana, CHB tee shirt, orange socks, orange CHB cape, taking off orange sunglasses: What, no.
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Jason: Percy completes me.
Piper: Um, hello?
Jason: You're nice too, Pipes.
Piper: I'm your girlfriend.
Jason: Ahh, but he's my soulmate.
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Annabeth: Percy. Do not, under any circumstances, do the thing.
Percy, out of sight, currently in the process of doing the thing: Annabeth, please. I would never.
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Annabeth: You're not even listening to me.
Percy: No, I heard you, you said a bunch of words.
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Angry New Yorker™, Percy Jackson, is not diggin’ Econ and waits til the last minute to do his project
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Now be a grown up and get in the fort!
Percy, to Jason (via totallycorrectpjo)
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Percy: Before you know it, she’s with him. And you’ll be all, “Oh, man.” And he’ll be all, “Yes!” And us, we’ll be like, “Oh, dude.” And pretty soon you’ll be like, “Hi,” and, “Well, I can’t go. Hazel and Leo might be there.” And we’ll be like, “Dude, get over it. It’s been four years!”
Frank:
Jason: He paints quite a picture, doesn’t he?
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Rachel: Y'know Annabeth, I could teach you to sail if you want.
Annabeth: You could?
Rachel: Yeah. I’ve been sailing my whole life. When I was thirteen my dad bought me my own boat.
Annabeth: Your own boat?
Rachel: What? What? He was trying to cheer me up. My pony was sick.
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