I have a mental health version of a sore throat
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Jake: *runs into a glass door and knocks himself out*
Amy: *turns around and walks away*
Random officer: Isn’t that your husband?
Amy: Shhhh, lower your voice.
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Me everyday: today is not my day
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Awww look at mac's one little shoe
So cute 😍 ❤
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I’m taking Marc’s tweet as confirmation 🤞
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they're america's dream couple
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Amy: Ooh, Wolverine! How scary!
Jake: I'm Edward Scissorhands.
Amy: I don't feel comfortable with you going trick or treating with scissors. Why don't you go as Edward Spoonhands?
Jake: Amy, it's Halloween, not Hallowuss.
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Amy: I'd love a guy who is sensitive and caring, manly but with a loving side, you know?
Jake: *explosions in the distance*
Amy:
Amy: I want that one.
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Amy: You're not really a morning person, are you?
Jake, brushing his teeth with mayonnaise: What? I'm completely awake.
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