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if I was in ponyville I would be called stupid fucking cunt the horse lol
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they're making me scan 80s kentucky fair stuff again and if i have to see the pig ad again my day will be irrevocably ruined
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one of my favorites of all time
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boy its so dark in here i cant see diddly squart
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Oh that two year gap on my resume was when I was the architect of my own hell
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stop doing coke with these jokes and come smoke crackula with dracula
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peptobismols · 19 days
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women invented lesbian sex so they could have sex with each other
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there are quebecois here
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why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????
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Sorry i wore my boner pants and fart shoes to your wedding. If I could do it all over again I'd change everything
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thanks man
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check this out, idiot
*turns into a jet black, many-eyed stag and leaps off into the woods; never seen again outside of your half-asleep peripheral vision*
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