Biggest failing of the internet is that in order to be vibing with my friends I have to actually be talking to them. I socialize like a cat I just show affection by sitting next to you. Ily but sometimes I have Nothing to say. Not a damn thing going on in my head

i suffer from a disease called “not wanting to work”, and it’s incurable

you cannot gender me in a way that matters

must a fictional relationship be “healthy” or “functional”? is it not enough to simply watch two made up people destroy each other, hand in unlovable hand???

GOD I just want to be CREATIVE but all my energy is being used to survive

dni i can’t hold a conversation

it sucks so fucking hard that we don't have mushrooms the size of trees and shit

THIS BODY FUCKIN SUCKS WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY BIG OL’ CHOMPERS? HM?

a lava lamp is one of the most things of all time

my sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle

It’d be awesome if I was a monster. Just saying. Imagine being a monster and not a human. Thank you for reading my tumblr dot com post.

having fangs may not be a ‘‘‘necessary’’’ or ‘‘‘wise’’’ addition to my physiology but it would be very, very sexy and therefore i think i deserve them regardless,

character: *has fangs, claws, horns, wings, or any other ‘monstrous’ features*

me:

ive never been one for “dating” and “romance” but if he has a third eye, fangs and enormous curly horns then a bitch might just swipe right

gays be like *makes ocs with sharp teeth*