"We'll fix it in post" is a phrase from the film industry, but it is inherently funnier when it's spoken by a writer because--tragic--you are also the post-production team.

He shouldn’t care that Asmodeus, the sin of Satan-forsaken lust knew all about his monthly fuck schedule.  He shouldn’t care that it was common knowledge he was whoring himself out to get his company’s bills paid.  He shouldn’t care that Stolas talked to Asmodeus about it, probably setting the record straight that the whole thing between them was just transactional.

In fact, you know what, Blitzø preferred it that way.  That way everyone was on the same page with this massive shitshow.  He fucked Stolas, Stolas gave him the book.  That.  Was.  It.

No use wanting for things that were unattainable.

Not that… not that he was wanting for anything.

Right?

I fucking love trains

“I just someone to care I want someone to want me” This is going to be brutal and I’m ready for it

My heart!

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i'mcrying asasasjkfds

-Honse tote

-Fizz's rainbow pants

We stan women supporting women in this house

OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE CRIPPLING ANGST BETWEEN THESE TWO

I’m sorry, “I just want someone to *want* me” came straight from my mouth words; the Stolas hours are Stolasing

I am less than 10 minutes from playing a full ass orchestra concert and *just saw that the helluva boss trailer dropped* and I’m absolutely vibrating because I *can’t watch it until this is over*

Had a dream where Johnny from “The Devil Went Down To Georgia” came out as a trans woman and the response was so unanimously positive it reversed nearly all of the transphobic bills in the South. She played live in Georgia to an audience of about a third of the US.

Locklyle is only slow burn in Lucy or Lockwood’s point of view.  In George’s point of view, the two were basically married after the first interview.

i’ll show you REAL bisexuality *runs directly into the doorframe for some reason*

i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge