he’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit
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(telling my friend about my huge balls) hey you're not going to tell your cousin, superstar nicki minaj, about my huge balls, right?
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*missing the charging port on my phone* don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it
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We only serve ramen that has passed the Mendako check.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpSq51KGXxU
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literally every time i’ve had a mouth full of food in the past few days i’ve without fail thought about “I’m baby. Call 911” and nearly inhaled my meal trying not to laugh
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do u think the pope in his head is ever like “im His favorite 🥰”
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i hate how much a third monitor would improve my general workflow bc even two monitors is too much i wish i could be happy with one lmao
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i think about this whenever i clean the kitchen
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POV: You are patiently awaiting your cute and quirky kitsune gf to pick you up so you can go on your date
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