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penndent · 27 days
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you never truly leave a fandom. some day down the road you’re gonna remember the blorbo you were obsessed with when you were ten and never recover the brainrot that’ll attack you out of nowhere
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penndent · 4 years
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man this among us update looks pretty wild tho
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penndent · 4 years
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I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire
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penndent · 4 years
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Trying to figure out whats wrong with me but i already fucking know
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penndent · 4 years
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Too complicated, it’s just soap.
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penndent · 4 years
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imagine someone without allergies injecting themselves with an epipen and saying “I find that this did not help me therefor epipens are not helpful to people with allergies”
this is basically the argument neurotypicals are making when they say fidgets don’t actually help neurodivergent people or people with mental illness bc theyre “distracting” or “don’t relieve stress” or whatever they’re argument may be.
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penndent · 4 years
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Who would win in a bad bitch alien fight
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penndent · 4 years
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toko : i already came here knowing i was annoying so it's okay
me :
me : if someone doesn't kill you sometime within this chapter i'll do it myself you could literally win an olympic medal for jumping to conclusions-
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penndent · 4 years
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(it goes to show just how done steven is with the crystal gems' shit as the time goes on)
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Oh wow
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penndent · 4 years
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i have poor audio processing please let me visualize the words coming out of your mouth
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penndent · 4 years
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fuck JK Rowling, Hermione is trans now
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penndent · 4 years
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In other news, reading the reviews for Cats has become my new favorite pastime:
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penndent · 4 years
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i'm that rat type, concealed inside his hat type, control his every act type,
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penndent · 4 years
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You should draw One-One but with human legs and arms.
Ok.
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penndent · 4 years
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michael : is masturbating while smoking called masturblazing
jeremy : no it's called highjacking
rich : guys no it's weedwhacking
the squip : no it's called disappointing your mother
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penndent · 4 years
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Peace On Earth [Waitress: TWLITF-Verse]
So, apparently I’m still in this verse when I’m supposed to be working on my other AU. But alas, Christmas is upon us, and this was begging to be written. Enjoy!
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Jenna’s first favorite Christmas happens the year she turns 14.
She doesn’t know it at the time, but it’s the last Christmas she’ll spend with her mother. And they certainly make it count.
Jenna’s dad stays drunk through most of the holiday, and it’s the kind of drunk where he’s so out of it that he doesn’t care. So, Louise spends most of the day with Jenna in the kitchen, baking pies and enjoying the holiday. They use the new utensils Jenna saved up to give as a gift to her mother and play Jenna’s new CD while they bake.
By early afternoon, the house smells amazing, and Jenna isn’t thinking about her dad passed out in the other room.
Around 2:00, the day is made all the better with a knock at the back door.
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penndent · 4 years
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For the final fight in Endgame, Aquaman doesn’t appear BECAUSE HE’S OWNED BY ANOTHER COMPANY, MOM! YES, THERE IS MORE THAN ONE COMIC BOOK COMPANY OUT THERE! NO, WONDER WOMAN ISN’T IN THIS EITHER!
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