Even if you’re not in the U.S. you can still participate!

FUCK YEAH SIDE ORDER LET’S GO

i love minecraft waiting behaviors. Writing on a sign and you can vaguely see your friend hopping around making spontaneous parkour out of the terrain while they wait for you to finish. writing a message in chat and having the person you’re talking to crouch right in front of you or stand as close to you as possible while they wait for you to finish. Finally finishing writing in a book only to see your friend has made several new furniture pieces and/or surrounded you in a cobblestone cube that may or may not have a sign on it. theres something so charming to it

Whats this?? penissmp's return?

I know this smp is for shits and giggles but I can't help but love it. Y'all have fun, and may the penis be so ever unavailable.

Thank you very much kind sir. I promise we will have lots of fun with our shitty fart babies <3

If shitty has million number of fans i am one of them if shitty has ten fans i am one of them if shitty has only one fan and that is me if shitty has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth (CHECK OUT HIS SOUNDCLOUD RIGHT NOW)

i'm sorry

<3

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Content recommendation: PeniSMP comes back in January!

Pirates SMP ended today, as did Decked Out. Secret Life is definitly ending next week (where the hell is my sweater im so upset please it hasn't even been shipped yet aaaaAAAAAA-) and Hermitcraft Season 9 is winding down. New Life flopped HARD, and the holiday season is coming up.

In summary, we're entering MCYT drought season. Buckle up, this'll be a while.

[ i'm immie (warm/avi/sol), a member of the newest Penis SMP (PSMP) revival project, PSMP² , which is part of an unreality joke.

this blog was created in order to play around as the current PenisUnavailable ]

what the fuck

Babygirl my minecraft house is fucked up in ways you couldnt even imagine

sukdygukjsguug this is cursed good luck y'all

Lmao ty

i'm sorry

How do people apply to this smp?

Join the discord server linked in the pinned post and select the “actor” role listed in the #roles channel! At this moment, the server ain’t big enough to have a whole application product or anything.

Welcome to the revival.

PENISMP²

https://discord.gg/acsk8YDgYg

idc I love when people tag my posts with the most layered convoluted fandom nonsense I will never understand like "this is just like jumbo ferriswheel in season 5 with the cube reactor" yeah I bet. love you

Did anyone have 'dsmpblr makes up a fake smp and trends at #3' on their 2021 bingo card? I recommend pausing for the full experience.

(also if y'all could reblog that'd be great 'cause this took me like 4 hours to make + plsssss don't go and attack the op, just let them be)