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penisman9000 · 14 hours
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penisman9000 · 3 days
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the smash or pass blog isn't active any more so i have to take matters into my own hands
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reblogs help sample size
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penisman9000 · 5 days
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Guinea Pigs Eating a Grass Field
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penisman9000 · 8 days
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This is makign me sick why are the devs taking off his hat every frame and putting it back just to do it again for the rest of his life. do you think its funny? you sickos you freaks leave him alone you dont deserve him
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penisman9000 · 9 days
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the rest of this blog post is about the chicago cubs but these first two paragraphs are extremely powerful
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penisman9000 · 10 days
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I regret to inform you that Discord's new Terms of Service includes an arbitration clause. You can find it here https://discord.com/terms/#16. This clause includes an opt-out, which I have transcribed here:
You can decline this agreement to arbitrate by emailing an opt-out notice to [email protected] within 30 days of April 15, 2024 or when you first register your Discord account, whichever is later; otherwise, you shall be bound to arbitrate disputes in accordance with the terms of these paragraphs. If you opt out of these arbitration provisions, Discord also will not be bound by them.
These clauses are underhanded ways that corporations seek to deprive you of your right to participate in class-action lawsuits and your right to a jury trial. (This does only apply to us users ,other people still spread the word though )
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penisman9000 · 14 days
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Microdosing sissy hypno, to build up a resistance to it
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penisman9000 · 14 days
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Look at this scar. This is proof that I was once a mother. I gave up my body and my child for my country. There is nothing left inside me now. Nothing at all. No hatred, not even regret. And yet sometimes at night I can still feel the pain creeping up inside me.
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penisman9000 · 16 days
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penisman9000 · 18 days
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penisman9000 · 21 days
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hey man i can't make it to the party tonight. yeah my new job is taking longer than i thought. yeah, I'm one of those guys with a "2" floating above his head that stands in line to get an apple from a woman one by one. no, i don't know what happens after. hang on i gotta hang up, some chucklefuck with a "75" just got in line behind me. see you later dude.
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penisman9000 · 25 days
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Something really interesting is happening on the venture bros reddit
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penisman9000 · 27 days
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what the fuck
this js possibly the funniest ask ive ever received thank you penisman9000 when yhe fuck did you send this
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penisman9000 · 27 days
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when your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero 
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