i think far too many people have only seen this video as that one sped up gif version of it and that is a crime that needs to be fixed because this video actually changed my life

the bread got burnt to a crisp

i think far too many people have only seen this video as that one sped up gif version of it and that is a crime that needs to be fixed because this video actually changed my life

He cooked himself just to work at a shoe store

every single person on our planet has at least one fictional character that will make them install fortnite

They call me a mudmouth bc I got fish coming out of my mouth and I can be destroyed by 4 bombs exactly .

do you think he knows

Big run

HAPPY BIG RUN DAY!! 🐟🐟🐟

can someone draw a splatoon squid burger. like a splatoon squid in between two buns. i tried to do it but it didn’t work.

the bread got burnt to a crisp

Walter White plays Mario Kart

if you’re not into some dumb embarrassing shit you’re not living your truth

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

This is so important to me..