watching/rewatching a show when you already have an established favorite character is great because every time they come on screen it's like

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none of the other blorbo charts satisfied me so here's a blank template of the one I just made. feel free to use

F/O: Yeah, I'm evil. I'm sick AND twisted. An unhinged LUNATIC! Ah- HEY!

*F/O looks at S/O*

F/O: Keep petting me!

* S/O continues petting F/O with smile on their face. F/O starts smiling too.*

Studies studies studies

Edit: damn this post blew up! I'm glad y'all are fans of the size difference 🙂 I was considering making stickers of these at some point, so would anyone be interested in buying some???

your f/o likes your body hair btw.

they like you belly hair/happy trail, your hairy legs and thighs, you hairy arms, your hairy face, your chest hair, even if you have back hair or any hair in places most people wouldn't expect to see hair on.

if you choose not to shave, they don't care and encourage you to keep it if it makes you comfortable and/or you cant be bothered. they'll rub the hairy parts of your body, liking how fuzzy/soft/scruffy it is. they won't flinch or be disgusted if they touch it. they won't care if they feel it on their face or any other part of their body.

if you DO shave it, they'll help you with it, getting parts that'd usually be too difficult to reach and fully shave. they'll help make everything even and clean. and after you've washed up they'll put their cheeks on the newly shaved spots and feel the fuzziness tickle them and it'll make their heart flutter hard

I love this dumbass babygirl!!!

>:))))

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scheming in progress...

My half of an art trade with @emperorharuhi !!!

really enjoyed drawing Boom!eggie <3 Thank you for trading with me!

evil minions who can double as a push-up bra

I told myself this was going to be a simple sketch.

but I let my brain take the wheel and made this on my new drawing tablet.

kinda upset this thing doesn’t work with Sketchbook and Procreate but atleast I’m familiar with Ibis Paint X.

so bam.

My favorite version of Eggman.

you are your f/o's first choice.

whenever you feel left, alone, or not seen they do feel and see you.

it doesn't matter what your looks, personality, or even your flaws are like because they'll love you for that and just for who you are as a whole person.

how could they never choose someone first in place who loves them so dearly? (they love you just as much back.)

you are special, and you deserve to be someone's first choice.

oh this one's gonna be for a niche audience.

Imagine dying in your villainous F/O's arms. They keep telling you everything is going to be alright. That they'll make it right. But still the life flows out of you, and the last thing you know is the sound of their voice, the touch of their skin.

Except...

You wake up again. You open your eyes and they're looking down at you with an expression of wonder and joy and love-- but maybe tired, maybe haunted.

They grab your hand. They kiss you.

They tell you they promised they'd bring you back.

And they did. But what did they do? Just how far did they go in their love for you?

imagine your villain!f/o being protective over you! them not allowing anyone to lay a hand on you whatsoever. them making sure that you have someone protecting you at all times (even if they can't do it personally, though they'd definitely do that too when they can). them insisting you stay by their side as often as possible, just so they can make sure you're safe! your villain!f/o would never let anyone else hurt you, not if they can help it!

Shoutout to the selfshippers who love imagining their f/os being a little obsessed with them. Imagine this: Having them compliment you a lot, not letting you for a second think they would hate you. Getting extremely jealous if anyone tries to make a move on you or talks to you a little too fondly. Being clingy and affectionate. Staring at you a lot, as if they're captivated by you. Trying to spend as much time as they can with you, missing you whenever you're apart. Messaging you a lot and getting worried if you don't respond as quickly as you normally do.

If your f/o is villainous/capable of hurting people, imagine what lengths they will go to show they care for you. Whether that be violence or even murder. Whatever's necessary.

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